May 2013
egberts:
gloomysandwichgirl:
There’s no food in my house
*dying whale noise*
whale: there is no krill in the ocean
*teenage girl noise*
Watchconnuh:
dootzy:
this video will make your day better
Oh my god
fuckheaded:
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
April 2013
fartgallery:
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
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